Everyone remembers their first time, right? I do and it was quick to forget it. Unfortunately, you can't forget your first time. Come on! The first time is always something you remember even if you want to forget it. The First Time is a production that covers this fact in great detail whether your first time was good or not.
I know you wanted your first time to be with Elvira!
I don't want to say this play was terrible but I can't say it was good either. I can sum up this production in one sentence: Did I just about sleep through a girl fucking a rock on stage? I uttered this sentence to the person next to me and they smiled back with a "why the hell am I here?" kind of smile and and whispered: "Yes, Shane. Yes you did."
