"Ever have one of those days?..." "Ever have one of THOSE days?..." "Ever HAVE one of those days?..." "Ever WONDER...why?"
Ron lies for a living. He's "the talent". He sits in a quiet, dark, cozy room and voices commercials with a smile in his voice "like I'm talking to a friend."
Ron used to be an actor and do plays and such but then "it's not your voice you have to lie with, it's your whole body and if you get really good at it, they call it the truth."